New sports that the whole family can enjoy?

As you may now know Cad is as depraved(some have even said a tiny bit more)as the next person.If you are an consenting adult do what ever you wish,with each other (I find it makes it a bit fairer on the girlies if there are 3 or more)as what harm does it do.There is only one subject Cad will not tolerate, thats child molesters.As they have no place on this planet I have devised a new sport one which we play most weekends at Cad towers.Hunt the paedo.This is played on horse back(ofcourse) you need a pack of hounds,most of us have a pack or two here in the country side.A high powered hunting rifle, you city kids can bring your hand guns, but they don't have the range.Rules are simple paedo gets 5 minute head start(gives me enough time for a maid)then you let the dogs go.When shooting a paedo you must never kill them(points deducted for this) as the dogs much prefer to tear up a living thing.If we lose a few innocent people on the way so be it its a small price to pay dont you agree?