Parents, the beach or the mountains?

I'm biased because I've lived in Florida for a while now, but I would definitely pick the mountains. Sure, it seems all fun and whatever at the beach, but then you have to deal with people being indecent in appearance and how they carry themselves and how they act towards others (i.e. drunken affrays, making out in plain view of your family, etc.). Also, seagulls are evil. The sun down here is horrible, so if your family is fair-skinned, you better get prepared to virtually ingest sunscreen in order to keep from getting blistered. The list goes on.